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A Bad Call on So Many Levels
Local media are reporting that earlier this week, in an attempt to test the boundaries of his own criminal ineptitude, a man in Salinas, California stole a truck, only to be carjacked at gunpoint...
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I Did Coke and Slept with a Paralegal
QI’m a fourth year, and last week I hooked up with this paralegal. It was a total one-nighter kind of thing. And we also might have snorted a little something. Not to mention, I have a girlfriend...
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Associate, Interrupted
There are two things I’m certain of: (i) I am a fantastic associate; (ii) I am profoundly miserable. And I’m afraid there’s a direct link. My rumination on this topic started valiantly enough. The...
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Bitter News, 9-4-09
Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: • When not rocking and rolling all night, Gene Simmons has found time to play an ambulance-chasing lawyer in the new movie Extract from Beavis and Butthead creator...
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My Boss Asked Me To Score Some Weed
QI’m an attorney five years out at a nondescript law firm in a forgettable city. In other words, I’m just a lawyer, nothing special, nothing big, and I like it that way. I’ve had a colorful past but...
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Adderall: The Intellectual’s Steroids
Quite a few law students abuse Adderall and other “study drugs.” There is an epidemic of high school students using non-prescription drugs in order to focus during exams and study for long stretches...
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Bitter Vault: The Adderall Diaries
While were on the subject of Adderall and because it’s time to open the Bitter Vault, let’s take a look at the other side. See the link below. Sure, on paper it may not be ethical or “right” to use...
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News Update: Secrets to an Exciting Commute
Secret #1: Aerosol Keyboard Cleaner. Does your morning commute suck? Always getting stuck in the slow lane? Maybe you try to brighten your day with a kickass playlist. Karlie Casey, 19, went a...
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What Happens When a Crackhead Goes Through Security?
They say, “stupid is as stupid does” and that goes double for William Gillespie. The 29-year-old Erie, Pennsylvania man was arrested for possession of a controlled substance with the intent to deliver...
View ArticleLove Struck Man Lands Himself in Custody
Apparently, police officers tased a man yesterday just for trying to propose to his maybe his girlfriend . . . My theories are 1) he was really really high on drugs, 2) this is her way of breaking up...
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Dad, How Old Do I Have to Be to Smoke Pot?
Legally, that is. This question came about over dinner as we talked about a kid at Max’s school who had been expelled for having marijuana in her locker, or so Max had heard. Being a fairly...
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FDA to Distribute Free Zoloft to Exasperated Parents
In an effort to bring relief to millions of parents dealing with school closings and dangerously low temperatures that keep kids indoors, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved a limited...
View ArticleMy Boss Asked Me To Score Some Weed
Q) I’m an attorney five years out at a nondescript law firm in a forgettable city. In other words, I’m just a lawyer, nothing special, nothing big, and I like it that way. I’ve had a colorful past but...
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Adderall: The Intellectual’s Steroids
Quite a few law students abuse Adderall and other “study drugs.” There is an epidemic of high school students using non-prescription drugs in order to focus during exams and study for long stretches...
View ArticleBitter Vault: The Adderall Diaries
While were on the subject of Adderall and because it’s time to open the Bitter Vault, let’s take a look at the other side. See the link below. Sure, on paper it may not be ethical or “right” to use...
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News Update: Secrets to an Exciting Commute
Secret #1: Aerosol Keyboard Cleaner. Does your morning commute suck? Always getting stuck in the slow lane? Maybe you try to brighten your day with a kickass playlist. Karlie Casey, 19, went a...
View ArticleWhat Happens When a Crackhead Goes Through Security?
They say, “stupid is as stupid does” and that goes double for William Gillespie. The 29-year-old Erie, Pennsylvania man was arrested for possession of a controlled substance with the intent to deliver...
View ArticleLove Struck Man Lands Himself in Custody
Apparently, police officers tased a man yesterday just for trying to propose to his maybe his girlfriend . . . My theories are 1) he was really really high on drugs, 2) this is her way of breaking up...
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Dad, How Old Do I Have to Be to Smoke Pot?
Legally, that is. This question came about over dinner as we talked about a kid at Max’s school who had been expelled for having marijuana in her locker, or so Max had heard. Being a fairly...
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FDA to Distribute Free Zoloft to Exasperated Parents
In an effort to bring relief to millions of parents dealing with school closings and dangerously low temperatures that keep kids indoors, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved a limited...
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